A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Mee Lookee Yu, to watch and report any activities that might develop. A few days later, he received this report:
Most honorable sir:
You leave house.
He come house.
I watch.
He and she leave house.
I follow.
He and she get on train.
I follow.
He and she go in hotel.
I climb tree-look in window.
He kiss she.
She kiss he.
He strip she
She strip he.
He play with she.
She play with he.
I play with me.
Fall out of tree, not see.
NO FEE
I want to sit in a movie theater with you...
Most honorable sir:
You leave house.
He come house.
I watch.
He and she leave house.
I follow.
He and she get on train.
I follow.
He and she go in hotel.
I climb tree-look in window.
He kiss she.
She kiss he.
He strip she
She strip he.
He play with she.
She play with he.
I play with me.
Fall out of tree, not see.
NO FEE
I want to sit in a movie theater with you...
imu
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